she’s just like me for real

sonam has named every horse she’s ever owned cinder bc she can’t be bothered to giver horses different names

I’m drunk. hello.

spaceboytoy:

Workers of the world……fuck each other nasty style!!!!!

shanmustafa:

if you’re not busy later i was wondering if you’d like to spend the rest of our lives together

benzodolls:

God is trying to talk to me through this bruise on my leg

thelittlemissbird:

Yeah sorry we put your boyfriend in the corner. Yeah, he’s in the spotlight, losing his religion. Yeah he’s trying to keep up with you :/ oh no I’ve said too much

kimdokjahater:

characters who seem really cool at first glance but are absolutely pathetic with further context

schmoinkle:

melonyswife:

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

ALT

tired–misu:

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

spinkwagoba-deactivated20230515:

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

kigiom:

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

relelvance:

Girl if you don’t simplify that fraction

grox:

Kill everyone

mossdeep:

alright, new month, new ebeg post to keep my uncle housed. you know the rules: don’t tag, just reblog, thank you 💕

^ picture of my grandmas dog for visibility

last post got roughly $150 and then died. luckily my uncle got my late grandmas last social security check and was able to afford another month of rent, however we are still seeking affordable housing for him.

i’m trying to raise enough for first last and security so as soon as a place pops up we can immediately jump on it. he cannot afford to keep staying where he is, as the rent the same price as his disability check. he cannot work after his heart attack and is permanently disabled.

i’m keeping this short and sweet, any help is appreciated 💕 updates will be in the replies!

p*ypal: swampert

ca$happ: $mossdeep